Oldies but Goodies: A few songs, a joke and a smile

Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street doing Superstition. Love the horn section!!!



The Rokes -Let's Live for Today. Grass Roots did the song too - more popularly.



Grass Roots doing it, introduced by Jimmy Durante (Ah cha cha cha!!)



And The Bee Gees live in 1997 doing 1970's classic Tragedy. Even a high voice doesn't mean they couldn't be cool!!!!




The Joke (on the cusp of another Middle East peace conference in Annapolis):



A older Jewish man was walking through the Golan Heights, in usual thought about what the world was, is and what it should be. By happenstance, he stumbled upon a partially cover lamp, with ancient decor and an odd shape. He picked it up and rubbed off the sparkling sand.



With a jolt, an eruption of gas from the lamp appeared. The Jewish man nearly stumbled and fell, but managed to keep his balance as he gripped the bottle. The gas took form; a genie of purple persuasion with bells and silken pajamas finally came into clear form.



"I am the genie of the lamp! I will grant you one wish of anything you desire - but only one! Choose wisely." The genie thundered.


"I wish for peace in the Middle Eastern countries, specifically Israel, Lebanon, Iran, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Turkey," The Jewish man retorted.

The genie, paused, taken aback, and unfortunately proclaimed: "I am sorry dear friend. I can not grant you that wish. The complexities, ramifications and brutal history of this region is beyond my powers. I will grant you anything...anything at all, but alas, not that."

The man stood perplexed, then an idea: "Well, can I obtain a blowjob from my wife?"

"So......when you're saying peace, exactly what do you mean?"

(The joke was read in a GQ magazine some years ago.)

;)

A very SAD and STRESSFUL thing: (Mohr) Events that have happen since my last...orally-inspired work by a female

A topic on A Girl in Shorts Talking About Whatever was related to what Belgium woman running for office was promising. It led me to think of what had happen since my last one, which I posted on her blog, but could not resist in posting here.

1) Newt Gingrich became totally irrelevant


2) Another Clinton wants to run the country


3) Another Bush got 2 Chances to run this bi-polar, ritalin-laden, money-grubbing country


4) Bill Gates and Bono are both Times men of the year at the same time.


5) Family Guy came to TV, got cancelled, then came back


6) J-Lo has "BEN" married, divorced, then hooked another star that sings better than she does


7) 3 Spiderman movies, 3 Jurassic Parks, ANOTHER Rocky, and ANOTHER leading man for Batman franchise


8) Will Smith no longer sings...


9) Jennifer Love Hewitt has been "legal" for nearly a decade


10) I've lost $350,000 in ways you could hardly fathom...and did not include any Gambling...Drugs...or a "Bad Investment"


And finally, four forces go into an "all-encompassing" BJ (Mohr's Circle 'Not' Jerk):

1. Torsional - The rotation of hand around the longitudinal axis of the penis.
2. Axial - Compression/Tension along the Long. Axis of the member
3. Bending - The end to end pull, like a hot dog ends touching
4. Shear - Think Lorena Bobbit and Scissors. NOT on Mine!

These basic Civil Engineering concepts are essential to the proper development of the HUMMER or H3.